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How To Entertain Low Lifes, Celebrities, Friends and Enemies is the ultimate guide to cooking for the people you hate to love... and love to hate!
Imagine the one person, alive or dead, that you'd love to share a meal with. Now imagine they want absolutely nothing to do with you and say they have other plans (yes, even the dead ones). You settle for the bottom of the barrel, and if they don't reject you as well, you offer to cook them a meal. Petrit Husenaj incorporates plenty of comedic wit into his strange, but always fabulous, life experiences and crafts recipes for irresistible dishes. His recipes range from the perfect roasted chicken for your unemployed friends, to a bolognese sauce that will take all day to make, just so your parents can finally learn to appreciate you.
Recipes in this book are inspired by celebrities including Andy Cohen, Chelsea Handler, Nene Leakes and Lady Gaga and are perfect for all of your lesbian and hipster friends — even the dreaded vegans. Read the book, enjoy the recipes, and then read the book again because you'll laugh so hard and burn off all the calories you just consumed.